CAN I HAVE ONE?
Oh bless your attention deprived heart. The demand has been so high that our hat makers are horribly behind schedule. To be honest, this is the type of workplace where it's sort of difficult to tell if people are working hard or just on their phones though. At any rate, please don't wait for us to finish building a massive factory to make more hats, in the meantime you should just...
MAKE YOUR OWN!
Making it quick? Print on paper and use double sided tape to put it on top.
Feeling fancy? Buy and print onto a "printable fabric sheet," and follow their instructions on how to apply.